Squishable Cactus

Would you like to hug a cactus?Not without a lot of practice!All those sharp and pointed pricklies,Wouldn't fail to stab and stick me!How I'd love a Cactus gentle,Cuddly, soft, and sentimental,Ready for some friendly squeezing,Using spines that felt more pleasing!15 squishy inches of soft spikes! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!